dafuq

I don’t know why, but I’m madly in love with the gif accompanying this tweet:

Does anybody else think he's gonna try claiming all the celebrating on Monday for himself? "The Latinos and the Catholics *love* me. I made up a holiday and they immediately start enjoying it. That's how amazing they think I am. Just amazing."

If media shares him saying that… https://t.co/s58KSG720v pic.twitter.com/H2Z99MUyYH

— The Pragmatic HarperWCK/Harper Kingsley 2 the best (@HarperKingsley0) October 31, 2020

[gif: a circle-jerk of clown shoes or/also a funny bit about the clowns meeting to circus, but Sarah’s on slow Wi-Fi so misses the group “Circus Yay!” shout, so everyone awkwardly waits, then once they hear her THE CLOWNING INTENSIFIES.]

So many metaphors man. So many uses for this gif. Expect many clown shoes in the future.

Metaphor/symbolism/premonition/dafuqery: He says stupid shit. The media all jump on sharing it. Things start flattening out. Fox News brings up the story in a bat-shit lying way and rile up their “unknowingly oppressed” viewers. Clowning fucking intensifies.

Man. I’m too old for this shit.

~Pax