I’m a monster… expect many clown shoes #SorryNotSorry

I don’t know why, but I’m madly in love with the gif accompanying this tweet:

[gif: a circle-jerk of clown shoes or/also a funny bit about the clowns meeting to circus, but Sarah’s on slow Wi-Fi so misses the group “Circus Yay!” shout, so everyone awkwardly waits, then once they hear her THE CLOWNING INTENSIFIES.]

So many metaphors man. So many uses for this gif. Expect many clown shoes in the future.

Metaphor/symbolism/premonition/dafuqery: He says stupid shit. The media all jump on sharing it. Things start flattening out. Fox News brings up the story in a bat-shit lying way and rile up their “unknowingly oppressed” viewers. Clowning fucking intensifies.

Man. I’m too old for this shit.

~Pax